Better get over to the states and roll up a fatty (boom boom).
Thankfully, women apparently still get just as high
The official Original Recipe ingredients are so secret that they're locked away in a vault
"We were just literally doing fake coke for like seven months, every day"
Bolt's sights are now set on the "triple triple" with the upcoming 4x100m relay tomorrow
900m under the sea – that's one deeeep motherfuckin' drop
...so when're we gonna legalise and tax this shit in Oz?
In a report published by local news, the officer reported the drink "tasted funny".
Clever cons denied their chrons
Like father, like daughter. Fuck yeah, Obama fam.